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Status Update: The Social Network is Excellent

The waiting room for DoucheJew, Inc

“There’s gotta be some kind of land-speed record for talking,”  Eduardo Savarin (Andrew Garfield) says to his fellow co-founder of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg (Jesse Eisenberg). He is referring to the meeting they just had with Sean Parker (Justin Timberlake), the chatty founder of Napster; The same could be said about The Social Network, a film that features almost nothing but smug d*cks talking circles around each other, and (seemingly) the audience.  If this sounds like I didn’t like the movie, then read the headline, a**hole.

The Social Network is a dazzling piece of filmmaking, with director David Fincher, writer Aaron Sorkin, and the three lead actors absolutely crushing it. This is a movie that feels so well put together, that you want to give an award to the damn caterer.

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