Above is the first official promotional picture from Zack Snyder’s The Man of Steel. Uh, what is going on here?
I don’t want to nitpick the costume because it, um, looks like a professionally made Superman costume, but everything else confuses me here. Is Supes evil in the new movie? Between the fact that he appears to be breaking into a vault and his (no other word for it) rape-y expression, I’m not getting much of a “hero” vibe. The 1950’s greaser hair is doing nothing to dispel this.
Sh*t, I’m bored already. The movie doesn’t come out for a year and it’s Zack Snyder. You know what it’s gonna be:
Slow mo. Slow mo. Slow mo. Overwrought dialog. More slow mo. Tonally incoherent pop songs sprinkled throughout. The end.
Zack Snyder is the spiritual frat-brother to Michael Bay.