After the jump is the new trailer for the movie Battleship. In case you were wondering: yes, this is based on Battleship the board game. It stars Rihanna, Qui-Gon Jinn, Gambit, and Eric the Vampire, and is about Naval battleships fighting….uh, Decepticons? Boy, this was informative. Anyway, looks like a piece of sh*t, but what do you expect from such a retarded idea?However, if the jumping alien spaceship/boat thingy fires projectiles that look like giant red pegs, all will be forgiven.
Coming soon (to watch on TNT in four years when there is nothing better on)!